Arntenfem Renkiphug is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, weak porpoise.

Arntenfem Renkiphug created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Arntenfem Renkiphug, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Arntenfem Renkiphug, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Arntenfem Renkiphug's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Arntenfem Renkiphug's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Arntenfem Renkiphug loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.