Cimpinflap is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, flying alligator.

Cimpinflap created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimpinflap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cimpinflap, she will try to impress you with trees.

Cimpinflap's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cimpinflap's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.