Tinhomlik Fliswanwip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered badger.

Tinhomlik Fliswanwip created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tinhomlik Fliswanwip, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tinhomlik Fliswanwip, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tinhomlik Fliswanwip's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Tinhomlik Fliswanwip's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never mention gulls.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Retreat if eight geese approach from the north.