Tunarp is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, strong alligator.

Tunarp created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunarp, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tunarp, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tunarp's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Tunarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of hamsters.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Put Tunarp first in all things.

5. You must never eat melons.