Madhakzog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, fussy lizard.

Madhakzog created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Madhakzog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Madhakzog, it will turn you into a mouse.

Madhakzog's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Madhakzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt turtles.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Do not drink alcohol.