Bisskikkanlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving centaur.

Bisskikkanlarp created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisskikkanlarp, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bisskikkanlarp, she will cry a lot.

Bisskikkanlarp's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bisskikkanlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight moths approach from the west.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always take life seriously.