Xuckjopweg is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, calm
giraffe.
Xuckjopweg created dark energy seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Xuckjopweg, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Xuckjopweg, it will turn you into a frog.
Xuckjopweg's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.
Xuckjopweg's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Never eat aubergines.
3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Xuckjopweg in the centre of the settlement.
4. Never talk about spacetime near ants while wearing mauve jumpers.
5. Never look at moons.