Cebpadlingep is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, overgenerous tortoise.

Cebpadlingep created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cebpadlingep, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cebpadlingep, he will turn you into a mouse.

Cebpadlingep's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cebpadlingep's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not keep nine monkeys in a large pit.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Cebpadlingep in the centre of the settlement.

5. Pray towards the north.