Bugbugzog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tranquil armadillo.

Bugbugzog created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugbugzog, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bugbugzog, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Bugbugzog's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bugbugzog's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Never wear indigo hats.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bugbugzog.