Hivbandun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome yak.

Hivbandun created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Hivbandun, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Hivbandun, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hivbandun's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Hivbandun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Always help sick voles.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never eat green fruit.