Pidsatgig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, witty warg.

Pidsatgig created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidsatgig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pidsatgig, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pidsatgig's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Pidsatgig's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.