Bagfenzan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing grasshopper.

Bagfenzan created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Bagfenzan, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bagfenzan, it will ignore you.

Bagfenzan's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bagfenzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about voles.

5. Do not wear green clothing.