Bitcidnanbid is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, passionate beaver.

Bitcidnanbid created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitcidnanbid, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bitcidnanbid, she will destroy your home planet.

Bitcidnanbid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bitcidnanbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Never paint your hands cyan.

5. Never laugh in holy places.