Flabnurltetti is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, omnipotent bee.

Flabnurltetti created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabnurltetti, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flabnurltetti, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Flabnurltetti's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Flabnurltetti's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Flabnurltetti in the centre of the settlement.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must pray to Flabnurltetti eight times a day.

5. Do not keep six doves in a large pit.