Raggabgat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humane mouse.

Raggabgat created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Raggabgat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Raggabgat, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Raggabgat's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Raggabgat's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always obey Raggabgat's priests.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Raggabgat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never feed peas to foxes while wearing shoes.