Hubdodgut is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, selfish wyrm.

Hubdodgut created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubdodgut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hubdodgut, it will manifest in front of you.

Hubdodgut's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Hubdodgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Hubdodgut loves bats, so they must be honoured.

4. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always look after injured monkeys.