Bafflypas Nullartril is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous shrew.

Bafflypas Nullartril created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafflypas Nullartril, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bafflypas Nullartril, she will come to you in dreams.

Bafflypas Nullartril's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bafflypas Nullartril's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not kill frogs.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never think about moons.