Bomdudfab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, narcissistic hummingbird.

Bomdudfab created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomdudfab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bomdudfab, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bomdudfab's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bomdudfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cherries to dogs while wearing shorts.

2. Run away from brown snails, for they are unholy.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Bomdudfab on top of all buildings.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Never talk about fire.