Yattcetdad Hogdaplitbod is a god.

It takes the form of a large, caring gnu.

Yattcetdad Hogdaplitbod created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattcetdad Hogdaplitbod, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yattcetdad Hogdaplitbod, it will laugh at you.

Yattcetdad Hogdaplitbod's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Yattcetdad Hogdaplitbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths in need.

2. Always look after injured sheep.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yattcetdad Hogdaplitbod.

4. Retreat if seven aardvarks approach from the west.

5. Never talk about fire.