Viljenfet is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, all-knowing chinchilla.

Viljenfet created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Viljenfet, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Viljenfet, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Viljenfet's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Viljenfet's Holy Commandments

1. Viljenfet loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

2. Run away if five mites approach from the east.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never jump in holy places.