Natfidnel is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, ruthless penguin.

Natfidnel created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Natfidnel, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Natfidnel, she will think nothing of it.

Natfidnel's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Natfidnel's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Always wear red.

4. Dogs are not to be trusted.

5. Never mention snails.