Stragnell is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, stupid hydra.

Stragnell created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragnell, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stragnell, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Stragnell's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Stragnell's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Stragnell four times a day.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Stragnell in the centre of the settlement.

3. Feed all hungry manatees.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.