Flytafcem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, all-powerful duck.

Flytafcem created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flytafcem, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flytafcem, he will make you grow a tail.

Flytafcem's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Flytafcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Retreat if nine otters approach from the north.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Never play with disobedient children.