Ligquillpinbep is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, generous fly.

Ligquillpinbep created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligquillpinbep, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ligquillpinbep, he will cry a lot.

Ligquillpinbep's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Ligquillpinbep's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never feed lots of wheat to geese while wearing fawn shoes.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.