Siswegkip is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, slow squid.

Siswegkip created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Siswegkip, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Siswegkip, he will not care.

Siswegkip's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Siswegkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Do not take Siswegkip's name in vain.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.