Quartyatkab is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, staggering
narwhal.
Quartyatkab created a photon four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quartyatkab, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Quartyatkab, he will destroy your favourite solar system.
Quartyatkab's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Quartyatkab's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Quartyatkab loves manatees, so they must be respected.
3. Quartyatkab must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Do not shave your legs.
5. Retreat if four foxes approach from the north.