Lagartgab Megdussflabvil Motcanhen is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent sheep.

Lagartgab Megdussflabvil Motcanhen created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lagartgab Megdussflabvil Motcanhen, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lagartgab Megdussflabvil Motcanhen, she will turn you into a goat.

Lagartgab Megdussflabvil Motcanhen's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Lagartgab Megdussflabvil Motcanhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Do not take Lagartgab Megdussflabvil Motcanhen's name in vain.

4. Feed all hungry gulls.

5. Do not skip in public.