Danbotrul is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, grumpy goose.

Danbotrul created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danbotrul, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Danbotrul, she will not care at all.

Danbotrul's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Danbotrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Danbotrul in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.