Lakfosshub is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, confident wyvern.

Lakfosshub created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lakfosshub, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lakfosshub, he will turn you into a mouse.

Lakfosshub's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Lakfosshub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Lakfosshub must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always look after injured gulls.