Jinnelyar is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish camel.

Jinnelyar created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinnelyar, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jinnelyar, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Jinnelyar's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Jinnelyar's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Jinnelyar on top of all buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

5. Always treat snails with great respect.