Larnfligpopjab Yamzimgigtanfig Japstikflisrawgem
is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unsympathetic
jackal
.
Larnfligpopjab Yamzimgigtanfig Japstikflisrawgem
created Mount Everest four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Larnfligpopjab Yamzimgigtanfig Japstikflisrawgem
, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Larnfligpopjab Yamzimgigtanfig Japstikflisrawgem
, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Larnfligpopjab Yamzimgigtanfig Japstikflisrawgem's
most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Larnfligpopjab Yamzimgigtanfig Japstikflisrawgem's Holy Commandments
1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Larnfligpopjab Yamzimgigtanfig Japstikflisrawgem.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Feed all hungry rats.
5. Do not take Larnfligpopjab Yamzimgigtanfig Japstikflisrawgem's name in vain.
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