Lidtithomrennadtal is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, egotistical hedgehog.

Lidtithomrennadtal created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidtithomrennadtal, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lidtithomrennadtal, he will turn you into a goat.

Lidtithomrennadtal's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Lidtithomrennadtal's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.