Gonvabsis is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, caring centipede.

Gonvabsis created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonvabsis, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gonvabsis, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gonvabsis' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gonvabsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Never wear orange dresses.

3. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Gonvabsis in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always look after injured squirrels.