Bumcedcin is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, tiresome tapir.

Bumcedcin created a photon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumcedcin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bumcedcin, she will ignore you.

Bumcedcin's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bumcedcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Pray towards the east.
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