Ontgar is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic goat.

Ontgar created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontgar, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ontgar, it will cry a lot.

Ontgar's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Ontgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles in need.

2. Never hurt moths.

3. Always help sick snakes.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.