Kapdubcin is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, emotional monkey.

Kapdubcin created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kapdubcin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kapdubcin, she will be very sad.

Kapdubcin's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Kapdubcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.