Kapdubcin is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, emotional
monkey.
Kapdubcin created Asia seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Kapdubcin, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Kapdubcin, she will be very sad.
Kapdubcin's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Kapdubcin's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Do not wear red clothing.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Never talk about dwarf planets.