Tablegquag Yimhomhug Jondabquill is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited raven.

Tablegquag Yimhomhug Jondabquill created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tablegquag Yimhomhug Jondabquill, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tablegquag Yimhomhug Jondabquill, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tablegquag Yimhomhug Jondabquill's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tablegquag Yimhomhug Jondabquill's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tablegquag Yimhomhug Jondabquill.

2. Run away if six goats approach from the north.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about doves.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.