Capbadnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, happy salamander.

Capbadnarl created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capbadnarl, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Capbadnarl, she will make you grow a tail.

Capbadnarl's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Capbadnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dogs.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think about quantum gravity.

4. Erect three nickel sculptures of Capbadnarl on top of important buildings.

5. Always look after injured manatees.