Gidmanfas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, conceited ferret.

Gidmanfas created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidmanfas, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gidmanfas, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gidmanfas' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gidmanfas' Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed wheat to ants while wearing red trousers.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gidmanfas.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always help geese in need.