Cibdimneg is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, self-assured troll.

Cibdimneg created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibdimneg, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cibdimneg, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cibdimneg's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Cibdimneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near eagles while wearing black stockings and balancing eight lead spheres on your head.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Cibdimneg loves snails, so they must be respected.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cibdimneg.