Fidlathak is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, confident owl.

Fidlathak created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fidlathak, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fidlathak, it will be very unhappy.

Fidlathak's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fidlathak's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of sharks.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not kill squirrels.