Fagdumbell is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, stupid
rat.
Fagdumbell created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fagdumbell, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Fagdumbell, he will laugh at you.
Fagdumbell's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Fagdumbell's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Never write about stars.
3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.
4. Always help grasshopers in need.
5. Do not keep five hamsters in a large pit.