Funyak is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, contented jellyfish.

Funyak created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funyak, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Funyak, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Funyak's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Funyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sharks.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Never talk about planets.