Ratkonbissdam is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful
scorpion.
Ratkonbissdam created a down quark two years ago.
If you believe in
Ratkonbissdam, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Ratkonbissdam, it will send you a sign.
Ratkonbissdam's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Ratkonbissdam's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about snails.
2. Worship no other gods but Ratkonbissdam.
3. Never feed strawberries to dogs while wearing turquoise ear rings.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Do not eat spinach.