Gidsandkim is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, moody wasp.

Gidsandkim created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidsandkim, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gidsandkim, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Gidsandkim's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gidsandkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near voles while wearing mauve trousers.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Run away if three sheep approach from the west.