Xuckvadgemfoss is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, annoying
wasp.
Xuckvadgemfoss created a charm quark three million years ago.
If you believe in
Xuckvadgemfoss, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Xuckvadgemfoss, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Xuckvadgemfoss' most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Xuckvadgemfoss' Holy Commandments1. Learn six new languages a year.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Never think about planets.
5. Never feed onions to gulls while wearing rings.