Catstiglim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, proud grasshopper.

Catstiglim created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catstiglim, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Catstiglim, she will turn you into a mole.

Catstiglim's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Catstiglim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Always look after injured dogs.