Wanfliglapxucmigbif is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest monkey.

Wanfliglapxucmigbif created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanfliglapxucmigbif, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wanfliglapxucmigbif, it will laugh at you.

Wanfliglapxucmigbif's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Wanfliglapxucmigbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not keep nine geese in a large pit.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near ants while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing six tin spheres on your head.

5. Never pour water over plants.