Zighascensak is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome zebra.

Zighascensak created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zighascensak, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zighascensak, he will turn you into a hamster.

Zighascensak's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Zighascensak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not keep six squirrels in a large pit.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.
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