Sigflat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable armadillo.

Sigflat created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigflat, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sigflat, he will turn you into a goat.

Sigflat's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Sigflat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Sigflat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never feed lots of cherries to voles while wearing cyan corsets.

5. Never talk about comets.